Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Password


I heard this story from a friend of mine, said that it happened in a university in Sri Lanaka (Don't know if its exactly true).But the story is really funny . There were this two guys and they were room mates.One was studying computer science and the other guy was studying some other course( no need to specify the exact subject). The second guy was not so computer literate but he used to watch movies with the first guy. One day the guy who owns the computer went some where and the second guy came to see a movie with a group of friends. They switched on the computer and found out that they need a password to log in. They were disappointed.Then the second guy thought for a moment , scratched his head and victoriously claimed that he remember the password. Bit relieved they asked him to type it. "Simple, just type four dots " he exclaimed.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Mervin in Madura dictionary


Absolutely hilarious.............

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Evolution of dance

This YouTube video is so funny and creative, i think it was viewed by 41,812,375 people ,enjoy


Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Watch Dog

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared. The other customers were taken aback and some were very upset at the way the animal was being treated. One of the tellers ran up to the blind man and asked, "Sir, what are you doing!?!"

The man turned toward the teller and said, "Oh, nothing - just looking around."

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

What Office Yearly Performence Review Reallly means?

This is really funny and ingenious idea (Not mine though)

Outgoing personality-Always going out
Great presentation skills-Able to bull shit
Good Communication skills-Always on the phone
Work is first priority-Too ugly to get a date
Active socially-Drinks a lot
Independent worker-Nobody knows what he does
Quick thinking-Offers plausible excuses
Careful thinker-won't make decisions
Use logic on difficult jobs-Use someone else to do it
Has Leader ship qualities-Tall or Loud voice
Exceptionally good judgment-Really Lucky
keen sense of humor-Knows lot of dirty jokes
Career minded-Back stabber
Loyal-Can't get a job anywhere else
Relaxed attitude-Sleeps at work

Now apply this to you colleagues.......