Understanding My Wife
I was married for like two years , and more I spent my married life the more I understand how mysterious women are. Why can't they be simple like us ?I mean she can always tell if I'm lying just by looking at my face. These are the few facts I have understood (learned) about my wife, generally it applies to any average women (I think). This could be useful if you are thinking of getting married one day, its wise to learn from mistakes but smarter to learn from others mistakes.
1. Best way to remember her birth day is to forget it once (I did it twice now i remember birth time also)
2. If she tells you the same joke,story,gossip..etc for the 20 th time,never try to complete the story or to tell her that you already knew that. (Show the same interest that you have shown the first time, its hard,i know, but its worth doing)
3. The day that you first met,day that you asked her,the day you first kissed her, color of the dress she was wearing ,first that ,first this, all these days are equally important. Never take it as a joke if she mentioned any day. Try to remember some of these days, you'll be greatly rewarded. (I'm still working on it)
4. You come home,she doesn't seems to notice, she keeps very busy over some thing. BEWARE , TSUNAMI ALERT.
5. Her matters are more important than 9/11,war in Iraq or your office matters make sure to divert attention immediately if you are watching news or doing office work. Better to loose 5 minutes than the whole day fighting. :-)
6. Computer is her worst enemy! (spend less time if you can, I'm still working on it)
7. If you don't have kids make sure show your affection to other kids, like you friends or neighbors , never ignore them if she's around (Still working on it).
8. Never ever praise the beauty of another woman, even if she start it first. (shaking your head is o.k)
9. Never try to defend some woman that she doesn't like, result may fire back unexpectedly after 2-3 weeks.
10. Don't take pictures too close to your female students or female co-workers, this could be used as an allegation against you at some point in the future.
11. They like if you say funny things (Not when she's very upset)
12. Don't bring past incidents as examples, they remember way back in to the past. Even things that you did but no longer remember (They have solid proof)
13. Don't even think of winning a debate.
mmmm..........thats about it...... not bad for 2 and half years , I guess,
11 comments:
haha now u even remember the birth time! that made me laugh like nuts! comon dude u are not the only one...just enjoy the moments and make the best out of it..
You are a male chauvinist pig!
14. Hope like mad she doesn't read your blog??? :)
"male chauvinist pig!" Sounds Like a familiar voice
male chauvinist pig!, according to the dictionary
"he believes that men are naturally better and more important than women."
I didn't say anything like that, are you nuts?
My dear dear friend, you should have published this sometime back. See, I have done all the silly mistakes you mentioned in the list and paying dearly for it. :-)
Very interesting read.. One more thing to add, at times she would mention her relatives/friends are better then yours, be deplomatic and be neither argue or not accept. But you can laugh with that when you are driving alone :-)
great advise will put it to use
as u said they are really mysterious
I have to agree totally. I have been married 16 years. Also, won't it be great if there was some sort of wife simulator . So you could practice ?
Yeah, Thats really good idea
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