antz in Singapore

antz in Singapore, originally uploaded by poojitha.

Fighting For Pleasure

It's been months since I left my Master, the guy who taught me martial arts. Learning martial arts was a new chapter in my life. It injected confidence, tolerance & respect in to my mind. It taught me how to over come difficulties and fears. Once I joined the club, they all started treating me as one of their own. It was a strange bond, a bond based on respecting each other. We fought with each other, sometimes hard ,but I rarely saw any anger. Fighting without getting angry with each other,It was so strange. There was this guy called Steven, he was a student of mine but at the martial arts training he didn’t give a shit about me being his teacher. His punches and kick were so hard and spot on. I fractured my ribs once, but I never blamed anybody for that. It was my fault; I should learn to protect my ribs. So I learnt to change myself before changing the world. There was another interesting character in my club. He was the deaf guy. It was amazing how fast he learn by watching movements and observing masters gestures. Once his father told me that he was turned down by many schools and clubs because he was deaf. Then there was this cute little girl Ann who fought with more than 15 guys to get her black belt. If you see her on the street you’ll never think she’s that strong. Fighting is 90% mind. It’s about controlling your fears and pain. She was the best example for that.

It’s not the size of the dog in fight, it’s the size of the fight in dog-Mark
Twain

I really believe that. Oh, man I really miss that training.

Things to come in 2050

I have to assume that I live until 2050, still 22 years to go. I'm going to be really old by then, 72 to be exact. Anyway, these are the things that I predict to happen during the next 22 years.

1. New operating system which could be controlled by mind.

think of a computer that can turn off when you think about it, or which can open documents play music, find file, just by thinking about it. Would be really cool isn't it? I name the OS, Windows Mind 2050.

2. Wireless battery chargers.

I hate to carry them arround. Think about a device that could be charged using radio waves .

3. 1000 GB wireless internet.

I don't know what to transfer, but i hope they will find something by then.

4. Automated Speech translators.

No need to learn languages. Carry the device when you travel, translates any language realtime with VOICE!.

5. Exoskeletons to give ordinary people superhuman strengths.

This was recently tested by the Us Army, hiking will not be a problem at the age of 72.

6. Robots cleaning my house.

Possibly clening everyting.

7. Nano robots that can repair your body parts.

Herat surgery is only one day in the hospital.

8. Portable super computers with unlimited Storage.

Lots of Music & Movies

9. Houses with color changeable walls.

My house is pink in january

10. Cars that can change its skin to any color or design.

Hey, Can you give me your car skin? Where did you download it?

11. harnessing the power of lightning.

One lightning could power a city for months......

12. Biological computers.

????

13. A colony on the moon.

Just to spend my vaccation

14. Life on Mars.

some bacteria I hope

15. Men giving birth to babies

oh.......

16. growing body parts separately to replace damaged ones.

I want to replace my skin darling!

Magan Fox [Tops Sexiest Women]

The 21-year-old model-actress beat out the likes of Angelina Jolie(No. 12), Rihanna (No. 14), Kim Kardashian(No. 17), Paris Hilton(No. 77) and last year's champion, Jessica Alba(No. 3).

Stuck in Elevator for 41 Hours Video

A New York man who spent 41 hours trapped in an elevator with no food or water last fall got a moment in the sun Monday, appearing on national television.What would you o if this happen to you?White said he screamed and rang the emergency bell, but no one heard him.He didn't have his cell phone, so he lost track of time.Video shows him urinating down the elevator shaft by opening the elavator doors(which opens to the concrete walls).

Customer Care In 2007 :-)

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy Kholi . May I have your..."

Customer: "Hello, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 43rd Floor, Akask View Apt, Cantt Road, ........
Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566.

Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"


Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs 2249.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs10,720.55 since October last year.

That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your scooter.. ."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Lambretta 1969 Vintage Scooter,...registration number USE 8999..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... "

Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 11th Nov 1986 you were convicted for using abusive language on a policeman who stopped you for driving through a one way, in fact you were driving a 1973 Ambassador bearing registeration number UTD 4267.......

Customer: [Faints]

Silhouttes Of Nature

horton plains tree, originally uploaded by poojitha.

nuwara eliya farming tractor, originally uploaded by poojitha.

yellow flower, originally uploaded by poojitha.